dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

(via theeviloverlord)

Tags: lol yes

womenwarriorsofhistory:

Nzinga Mbandi was born in the 1580s to the Ngola (king) of Ndongo kingdom. She had one brother and two sisters. As she was growing up, she saw the rising power of the Portuguese and the Atlantic slave trade.
In the 1620s, she went to the Portuguese to negotiate on behalf of her brother, the king, for the freedom of the Ndongo kingdom. However, after the negotiations, she was certain the Portuguese meant harm to her people, so she raised an army of warrior women to attack their outposts. Mbandi’s weapons were no match against the Portuguese and she lost.
Then, her brother and nephew both died - rumors spread that she had them both killed. Whether true or not, she inherited the throne, prompting the Portuguese to move against her. She allied with the Dutch - the nemesis of the Portuguese in Africa - and sent her men and women’s armies to fight. They lost, and she was driven out of her kingdom. The enemy placed a puppet king on the throne in her place.
Nzinga and her forces marched east and took over the kingdom of Matamba. Even though the Dutch placed Captain Fuller and sixty other men under her command, women still held more clout in her court. She would often dress as a man during ceremonial rituals with a sword in its sheath draped around her neck.
According to Captain Fuller’s observations, she was “a cunning and prudent Virago, so much addicted to arms that she hardly used other exercises; and withal so generously valiant that she never hurt a Portuguese after quarter given, and commanded all her slaves and soldiers alike.”
Over time, Nzinga’s actions disrupted the Portuguese slave trade, so they gathered troops to move against her again. They left Luanda open, which the Dutch took in 1641. Nzinga moved her base to the Dande River so she may ship her prisoners of war to Dutch Luanda easier. Also at the Dande River, she could launch campaigns against the puppet king who took her throne.
She and her women army won battles against the Portuguese in 1643, 1647, and 1648. However, in a later battle Nzinga’s sister was captured. Nzinga negotiated with the Portuguese and made peace with them in 1656.
She died at the age of 81. Her body was on public display, dressed in Ngola robes, with her bow in one hand and arrows in the other. Then, as per her request, she was buried dressed as a Catholic nun with a rosary and a crucifix.

womenwarriorsofhistory:

Nzinga Mbandi was born in the 1580s to the Ngola (king) of Ndongo kingdom. She had one brother and two sisters. As she was growing up, she saw the rising power of the Portuguese and the Atlantic slave trade.

In the 1620s, she went to the Portuguese to negotiate on behalf of her brother, the king, for the freedom of the Ndongo kingdom. However, after the negotiations, she was certain the Portuguese meant harm to her people, so she raised an army of warrior women to attack their outposts. Mbandi’s weapons were no match against the Portuguese and she lost.

Then, her brother and nephew both died - rumors spread that she had them both killed. Whether true or not, she inherited the throne, prompting the Portuguese to move against her. She allied with the Dutch - the nemesis of the Portuguese in Africa - and sent her men and women’s armies to fight. They lost, and she was driven out of her kingdom. The enemy placed a puppet king on the throne in her place.

Nzinga and her forces marched east and took over the kingdom of Matamba. Even though the Dutch placed Captain Fuller and sixty other men under her command, women still held more clout in her court. She would often dress as a man during ceremonial rituals with a sword in its sheath draped around her neck.

According to Captain Fuller’s observations, she was “a cunning and prudent Virago, so much addicted to arms that she hardly used other exercises; and withal so generously valiant that she never hurt a Portuguese after quarter given, and commanded all her slaves and soldiers alike.”

Over time, Nzinga’s actions disrupted the Portuguese slave trade, so they gathered troops to move against her again. They left Luanda open, which the Dutch took in 1641. Nzinga moved her base to the Dande River so she may ship her prisoners of war to Dutch Luanda easier. Also at the Dande River, she could launch campaigns against the puppet king who took her throne.

She and her women army won battles against the Portuguese in 1643, 1647, and 1648. However, in a later battle Nzinga’s sister was captured. Nzinga negotiated with the Portuguese and made peace with them in 1656.

She died at the age of 81. Her body was on public display, dressed in Ngola robes, with her bow in one hand and arrows in the other. Then, as per her request, she was buried dressed as a Catholic nun with a rosary and a crucifix.

Tags: power girl dc lol

brinconvenient:

startrekrenegades:

fathomed-constellations-ofmymind:

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

#i don’t even really understand this#is it real does it make sense???#i just dont know
It means he can sing the from low range of a standard trombone up to the high range of a trumpet. It’s incredible.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?!

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!

brinconvenient:

startrekrenegades:

fathomed-constellations-ofmymind:

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

It means he can sing the from low range of a standard trombone up to the high range of a trumpet. It’s incredible.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?!

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!

(via helenabonercarter)

Johnson & Sir 35: “The Mayonnaise Fiasco”

Johnson & Sir 35: “The Mayonnaise Fiasco”

So will we ever hear about what happened in the Mayonnaise Fiasco? Come back next week…

P.S. I’m available for commissions! If you want some custom art, now’s the time to check out my offerings.

View On WordPress

I am now available for commissions! Right now, art-making is my only income (which is both awesome and incredibly stressful), so any help is appreciated. My prices are:

$30 for a full body of a character of your choice. $15 each extra character.

$20 for a full color illustration of bust/half-body of a character of your choice. $10 each extra character.

$15 for a sketch of a character of your choice. $10 each extra character.

Detailed backgrounds (Like in the full-body above) are $10 extra.

I have five slots open for commissions at the moment. If you would like to work with me, email me at kelcidcrawford@gmail.com and include…

  • Your name and email
  • The price of the commission.
  • What you want me to draw you. I’m ok with long descriptions and/or source images.

I’m fine with any subject matter, but I reserve the right to decline. If I do, I’ll give you a reason. I can also draw something outside of the bust/half-body/full-body (like an icon, etc). Just ask!

Paypal only please! Only send payment when I confirm your slot. Please pay half before and half after.

If you cannot get a commission from me, then please visit my Store and share this post.

Thank you so much!

doeandthestag:

trigilis:

petercapaldass:

If you abuse someone so much that you have to put warnings on your blog and have specific warning tags such as ‘Moffat hate’ I have no time for you bye

If you are so unwilling to listen to legitimate criticism of an incredibly problematic…

strangely-poetic:

PLEASE READ, VIRUS GOING AROUND
EDIT: Okay, so this is the 3rd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this is a virus, no matter what name it says, because they change the names and send it on different blogs please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. HERES A LIST OF ALL VIRUS BLOGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY SPREADING THE VIRUS:
roppew
labagaww
savvbuw
natrgliuk
manoblofg
beautifultatoos
rebeccadreaming
hellxe
lovecoolart
get-over-there
artwonersloveworld
Also, I’ve noticed that all of the blogs that I’ve gotten this message from has a really cliche title like “beautiful landscapes” or “beautiful tattoos” so please watch out for that too. Do not click it, reblog and spread this as quickly as you can. 
ALSO IF YOU KNOW OF ANY MORE VIRUS BLOGS PLEASE ADD THEM THANK YOU SO MUCH KEEP THE WORD GOING

strangely-poetic:

PLEASE READ, VIRUS GOING AROUND

EDIT: Okay, so this is the 3rd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this is a virus, no matter what name it says, because they change the names and send it on different blogs please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. HERES A LIST OF ALL VIRUS BLOGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY SPREADING THE VIRUS:

  • roppew
  • labagaww
  • savvbuw
  • natrgliuk
  • manoblofg
  • beautifultatoos
  • rebeccadreaming
  • hellxe
  • lovecoolart
  • get-over-there
  • artwonersloveworld
Also, I’ve noticed that all of the blogs that I’ve gotten this message from has a really cliche title like “beautiful landscapes” or “beautiful tattoos” so please watch out for that too. Do not click it, reblog and spread this as quickly as you can. 
ALSO IF YOU KNOW OF ANY MORE VIRUS BLOGS PLEASE ADD THEM THANK YOU SO MUCH KEEP THE WORD GOING

(via seekingfulfillment)

Tags: signal boost

chibisilverwings:

megfo:

welcome-to-my-chemical-fall-out:

donotopenb4xmas:

https://soundcloud.com/doctorbrixx

WHAT THE FUCKAM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL 

I feel like this needs to be added

wow!!

The fact that people make stuff like this validates the internet entirely for me.

(via robotsandink)

Tags: music mashup